Products Reviews

Homemade Sex Toys #1

Are you prepared? 

Because you know it happens right?!   That chilling moment when your child holds up your vibrator that you thought you had hidden and innocently asks, “Mommy what’s this?”  Or even worse, you walk into the living room to find your son and his friend having sword fights with your new dildo.  And really who who wants to talk to their mother in law about the oblong water balloons that look exactly like Trojans?

Don’t worry, I’ve got you!  In this super secret Quickie Episode #2 I share lots of hot tips and toys that you can leave on your beside table and the kids will never suspect a thing.   You want to watch this episode because besides hiding our sex lives and kinks from the kids, who doesn’t love Free DIY Sex Toys?!

 

So, It’s time to get Sexucated!  You’re surrounded by Free DIY sex toys at home, and you don’t even know it….

Let’s be clear, “I  for one, don’t want my eight-year-old playing Captain Jack Sparrow with my vibrator and I don’t really want my floggers and my whips hanging off the end of my bed for the maid to find!”

Homemade Sex Toys #2

“I don’t want my eight-year-old playing Captain Jack Sparrow with my vibrator and I don’t really want my floggers and my whips hanging off the end of my bed for the maid to find!” Let’s Get Sexucated! You’re surrounded by sex toys at home, and you don’t even know it….

Are you prepared? Because you know it happens right?!

That chilling moment when your child holds up your vibrator that you thought you had hidden and innocently asks, “Mommy what’s this?” Or even worse, you walk into the living room to find your son and his friend having sword fights with your new dildo. And really who who wants to talk to their mother in law about the oblong water balloons that look exactly like Trojans? Don’t worry, I’ve got you! In this super secret Quickie Episode #2 I share lots of hot tips and toys that you can leave on your beside table and the kids will never suspect a thing. You want to watch this episode because besides hiding our sex lives and kinks from the kids, who doesn’t love Free DIY Sex Toys?! So, It’s time to get Sexucated! You’re surrounded by Free DIY sex toys at home, and you don’t even know it….

Hot Octopuss Pulse Duo

Why You Need The Hot Octopuss PULSE 3 Duo Vibrating Male Sex Toy (Guyberator)

We hate to admit it. But, guys have been getting the shaft! And, while we women have had dildo after dildo shoved in our….faces (get your mind out of the gutter!) You men have been left swinging in the breeze. 😀 Everyone knows sex toys are for her pleasure, and men have been left to their own devices. (We see you in the gym trying to balance your forearm muscles.) Picture this:  You and your lover want some extra-sexy time together…. You drag your toy box out from under the bed.  You grab old faithful rabbit and spend the next hour trying not to poke anyone’s eye out as you ‘MacGyver’ the vibration to get to both of you. Don’t act like you’ve never tried duct tape and barbed wire before. ???? And men have never been able to go HandsFree Until now… Introducing from Hot Octopuss the Pulse III Duo.  It’s the world’s first Guyberator  (AKA Guy Vibrator) that’s for couples to use together! In this Quickie, we review this amazing sex toy. So, if we’re calling it ahhhh-mazzzzinnnngggg, then you know you do not want to miss our Quickie Video! Don’t let us have all the fun!!  

Get your own Pulse III Duo, and make sure to use the discount code SL10.  Single guys didn’t get left out either, if you’re going solo, make sure to use the same discount code and get you a Pulse III Solo. 

We love when you share your sexcapades with us!  Don’t stop now! Get your Pulse III Duo or Solo and then send us a message! (Your identity is ALWAYS a secret!) xo, Seanlai & Lauren

.

Tremor VS Sybian

SPOILER ALERT It’s Better Than Sybian (And Motorbunny)

The Tremor Toy Review: It’s Better Than the Sybian Sex Machine (And Motorbunny)

It Rocks and It Rolls and it’s OH!OH!OH! AMAZING!
The Tremor is the Sybian and Motorbunny on Steroids! It is cleaner, more comfortable and nearly half the price as the Sybian.

WATCH THE VIDEO